“Not at all, my boy. That was a stroke of genius, catching one of these live birds with your bare hands!”
“If master will examine it closely, he’ll see that I deserve no great praise.”
“And why not, Conseil?”
“Because this bird is as drunk as a lord.”
“Drunk?”
“Yes, master, drunk from the nutmegs it was devouring under that nutmeg tree where I caught it. See, Ned my friend, see the monstrous results of intemperance!”
“Not at all, my boy. That was a stroke of genius, catching one of these live birds with your bare hands!”
“If master will examine it closely, he’ll see that I deserve no great praise.”
“And why not, Conseil?”
“Because this bird is as drunk as a lord.”
“Drunk?”
“Yes, master, drunk from the nutmegs it was devouring under that nutmeg tree where I caught it. See, Ned my friend, see the monstrous results of intemperance!”